Returning; a challenge

OK, here's how it's going to be. Halfway through Novel Writing Month, unable to secure a job interview, wasting away doing nothing all day.

This is inexcusable. So, with that, I'm back, writing on the internet and NaNoWriMo-ing with all this goddamn spare time.

I'll try to give a day-by-day account of my struggle to do a month's work in half that time with word count, salient details and a recommended song. Oh, and every day I'll post an amusing summary from the depths of fanfiction.net, because if I had any readership ever, I don't after my 4 month layoff, so I'm doing things that amuse me. And fanfiction amuses me. Ready? Got all that?

DOING IT!

FUNNY FANFICTION SUMMARY OF THE DAY:

What happens when a certain someone reveals their feelings for SpongeBob, but he just can't handle it?What will everyone else think? Is their love for each other forbidden? Bikini Bottom will never be the same. SpongeBob x Patrick, SpongeBob x Squidward.

Of all the series to graft agonized, forbidden love onto.... SpongeBob? Huh. Well, anyway:

SONG OF THE DAY:

Cradle by The Joy Formidable

NANOWRIMO WORD COUNT 0

TODAY'S GOAL WORDS 25,000

TO GO 50,000